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那些令人惡心的朋友圈狀態(tài)

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核心提示:那些令人惡心的朋友圈狀態(tài)...
1. Declarations of love that don't ever need to declared: “I love my daughter sooo much.”
沒必要的愛的宣告:“我好愛我的女兒啊。”

Analysis: They feel the need to convince someone like themselves, or perhaps felt a pang of love and instead of telling the beloved, they felt the whole world should be in on it. Once, a friend of mine posted, “I hate my kid. Sorry to offend you, but he's a little bastard and I'm sick of him.” Obviously it was a joke, but 141 people felt the need to tell him what a bad parent he was.
分析:這些人是不是覺得非得讓別人知道自己有多喜歡誰,他們可能覺得堅守這份愛有些苦悶,你倒是告訴你愛的人啊,滿世界嚷嚷算什么意思。坑幸淮挝业呐笥寻l(fā)了這樣一篇:“我討厭我孩子,如果讓你不爽我很抱歉,但他真的是個小混蛋,我太討厭他了。”很明顯他開個玩笑罷了,不過141個家伙在下面留言說他實在是個不稱職的父親……

2. Mundane details about their day appearing as milestones: “Going to dinner and a movie!!!”
普普通通的生活細節(jié),非要當成里程碑一樣的大事:“去吃了晚飯,還看了電影。!”

Analysis: A very boring life.
分析:這樣的日子真無聊。

3. Giving details about health along with emoticon to verify feelings about it: “Feeling sick today "
發(fā)身體情況的細節(jié),還要加個表情符號證實自己說的沒錯:“今天感覺病怏怏的:(”

Analysis: Bored, and too stupid to just play Words with Friends.
分析:這人也被無聊逼的,和朋友玩文字游戲你都不夠格,你這個蠢貨。

4. Emotional rant directed at no one in particular, but so specific that everyone knows they've been screwed over: “Never trust people who tell you they will pick you up at 6 just to make you wait an hour. Some people will never be mature enough to be in a relationship, so maybe they should be dumped.”
情緒激動的怒罵,看似不針對某人,其實大家都知道他倆完了:“永遠別相信一個說6點鐘來接你,結(jié)果讓你苦等了1個小時的家伙。有些人永遠不知道戀愛里什么才叫成熟,也許他們活該被甩。”

Analysis: Well, they can't really give the person's name or address them directly. That would be too honest.
分析:咳,這人就是不指名道姓,也不當著對方的面直接說。那樣有點兒太過誠實了。

5. Pictures of mundane plates of food in front of them.
一盤擺在面前普普通通的菜

Analysis: "I'm eating. You have to see what I'm eating!" Well, maybe it looked better at the restaurant.
分析:“我在吃飯噠,你要看我在吃嬸Mua!”沒準餐館里的真貨要比你拍的還好看些。

6. Persuasive proclamations of life being good: “I’m loving life right now.”
生活很美好之類的感人宣告:“我愛當下的生活。”

Analysis: Life is not good.
分析:日子過得不好才會這么說。

7. Persuasive proclamations about God. “I feel blessed to be alive on this glorious day, and I owe it all to God. Make God your only Savior and you will never be sad.”
對神的感人告白:“能過得這么好都是有您的庇佑,我的一切都歸于上帝。若將上帝作為你唯一救星,你將永遠不會悲哀。”

Analysis: Religious people need to spend more time in church and less time on Facebook.
分析:如果你信宗教就多花點時間去教堂,花少點時間在Facebook上。

8. Updates of mundane activities written as though they are jokes: “I had to stop and get gas and then wait an hour for a prescription. Then I lost my keys and couldn't get back in my car. Hahaha.”
憋個段子寫些稀松平常的事情:“停車加油,又等了一個小時拿到處方。結(jié)果發(fā)現(xiàn)我把車鑰匙丟了,現(xiàn)在車也進不去。哈哈哈。”
Analysis: “It's funny, right? Please say it's funny.”
分析:“好笑嗎,嗯?請你告訴我哪好笑。”

9. Political rants about random things: “Why should churches have to pay for abortions? Obama is a terrible president and a terrorist.”
不管什么都扯上政治:“為什么教會要為流產(chǎn)買單?奧巴馬作為總統(tǒng)爛透了,簡直是恐怖分子。”

Analysis: I don't know. I hate politics.
分析:其實我什么都不懂,我只是討厭政治。

10. Unusual excitement about seeing someone: “OMG I can’t wait to see Lesley and Jaime and Kelly!!”
見到人特別興奮:“OMG,我迫不及待要見到Lesley、還有Jaime還有Kelly!”

Analysis: Superficiality is the drug of the overabundancy.
分析:膚淺是治療精力過剩的良藥。
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